"I didn't choose Texas, beer chose me.
It's our sacred duty to keep the Lone Star State properly hydrated, one cold beer at a time.
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Description:
Are you ready to unleash your inner Texan while keeping your old lady happy? Look no further, folks! I present to you the Barn Tin and Texas License Plate Homemade Bar! Perfect for all your boozing needs, as long as your wife is satisfied.
Features:
1.
Authentic Texas Barn Tin Construction: This magnificent creation is crafted from genuine, hand-picked barn tin.
Each rusty imperfection adds a touch of rustic charm to your drinking adventures.
2.
Texan Pride Included: The bar comes adorned with an assortment of Texas license plates, a shrine of Lone Star State glory.
Just be careful not to get too lost in the nostalgia while searching for your next beer!
3.
Customizable Booze Storage: The inside of the bar is unfinished, but will provide ample space for your favorite beverages.
Arrange them artistically or in a manner that will impress your friends and confuse your enemies—it's your call! I was going to buy a mini fridge and shelves in it.
4.
Easily Portable (for tactical retreats): Need to escape a nagging spouse or an overly enthusiastic neighbor? Fear not! This bar is equipped with sturdy rollers for effortless rolling.
Just be prepared to explain why you're fleeing with your favorite watering hole.
5.
Bonus Patina Guarantee: Over time, the bar's tin exterior will develop a unique patina, ensuring it becomes the centerpiece of any conversation.
Impress your guests with tales of your homemade bar's journey through time and questionable weather conditions.
6.
Multi-functional Design: Need a makeshift barricade during the zombie apocalypse? This bad boy has you covered! Flip it upside down, and voila—instant protection from the undead.
Survival and happy hour all in one package!
Remember, this masterpiece is only available because my lovely wife has forced me to part ways with it.
So, act now, and don't let me sleep in the doghouse (literally).
Price: Well, let's just say it's a bargain compared to the cost of divorce lawyers.
Note: This ad is brought to you by a desperate husband trying to keep marital bliss intact.
Wife not included.
But hey, the bar is pretty awesome!
Pickup in Chesapeake.
Dimensions a little over 4ft long, counter height is 38in, bar top is 50in, and 33in overall deep.
Thanks for reading and let me know if you have any questions.
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